MAFIA THREAD. BI

[Caterina Vargas]

(( THIS THREAD... IS DEDICATED TO LOVIKINS/GIL. BECAUSE SHE'S PESTERING ME ABOUT IT...... BI BI BI


So basically. You can be members of the mafia, victims, police, WHATEVER. 8D Have fun with it~ ^^ ))

Caterina laid on the rugged couch, her legs crossed, as she looked over her fellow mafia members like a boss. This was too boring. She wanted some action, and she wanted it now. She also was rather hungry... An idea sparked in her head. That's it! "Oi!" She yelled, directing her conversation to two of the mafia members. "Go rob a grocery store and get me some tomatoes! Lots of them! NOW." She scowled, her lips pursing into a deep frown.

(( IT'S SHORT, BUT I'M LAZY. ;w; ))

[Emil Steilsson]

(( ........... can the Nordics be a rival mafia? XD ))

[Caterina Vargas]

(( Sure~ 8D ))

[Emil Steilsson]

(( now I have to drag the rest of them over here..... LOL ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( I'd join, BUT I'm not sure what I should post... Any ideas? No? Then I'll think about it the next couple of nights, while I lie in bed until I get an idea. Like I always do. ;w; *cough* ))

[Caterina Vargas]

(( @ Iceland: Heh, good luck with that, Ice. Norge doesn't like to post 'cause she's lazyyyy , and Danmark... She'll sometimes post. |D *Inwardly is all WHY DO THE BOTH OF YOU AND BROR NEVER POOOOOSSTTTT WHY WHY WHY WHY * Don't know about Finland, though.

@ England: SEXY POLICE MAN. HELLLOOOOO. ENGLAND=SEXIEST POLICE MAN ALIIIIVEEE. ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( @Cat WOAH YOU'RE RIGHT. Now to plan out what I should post. *Mentally starts writing things down.* ))

[Caterina Vargas]

(( OF COURSE I'M RIGHT. ))

[Henrik Bondevik]

(( The party don't start till I walk in~ So... I SAY ICELAND STARTS ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( Technically, Cat started. Jus' sayin. 8D /shot ))

So many drug dealers, smuggler, [insert word here, that I forgot what it was, but it's something about fire and shizz, and it's a crime. 8D /shot] ARSONS, pick pocketers, murderers, thieves. Just a lot of crimes in general. And yet so few in the force to put it to a stop, it was overwhelming. I LIKE WHALES, waiting in his police car, was sipping on some tea -with caffeine in it- to keep himself awake, he had been so busy, and dark bags were forming under his eyes, sooner or later he would probably pass out from fatigue.
Before he knew it he was called up to stop a robbery of a large amount of tomatoes. Tomatoes? Really? That was obviously Caterina's intentions, everyone knew she had a weakness for tomatoes. He took the chance of, instead of stopping the robbery and saving the tomatoes, following the bloody thief to Caterina's hideout. To know where such a place is is much more important than a bunch of silly tomatoes, right?
Finding the thief would be easy too, just look for a vehicle full of tomatoes! He drove down to the store where the robbery took place, sounding the siren so those in his way would get the clue as to pull over so he could reach his destination sooner without getting into an accident. Going way over the speed limit, since that's totally legal at this point in time, he reached his destination quickly, he saw a trail of tomatoes leading out into the road. Idiot, leaving a trail like that, is he trying to lure me into a trap...? he thought, and shook his head. Then went on and followed the long trail of tomatoes.

(( ^That ought to be a LOT of tomatoes for that to happen... or maybe the guy stashed them into the trunk without shutting it. That would mean an angry Caterina when he gets back, si? 8D *cough.* ))

[Emil Steilsson]

(( WOAH. WAIT. WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO START THOUGH!! :O ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( *Points to the first post on this thread.* YOU DON'T HAVE TO START ICE. CAT ALREADY STARTED. 8I *cough* ))

[Seychelles]

((May I join and also if I can it would be so freaking hilarious if Sey was part of the Mafia XD))

[Emil Steilsson]

(( ja but if the Nordics are a separate mafia then someone has to start their chain of events!!! ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( Oh true... I say Norge starts then. 8D /shot ))

[Henrik Bondevik]

(( Yeaaaaa NO. I'm not starting. Get Denmark to start or something ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( Why not? ))

[Henrik Bondevik]

((Because I don't knw how to start))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( Then think of something. Be creative and shizz. o3o~ ))

[Henrik Bondevik]

(( I'm not creative. ))

[Arthur Kirkland]

(( You're not even trying. 8I ))

[Emil Steilsson]

(( I second this! XD ))

[Henrik Bondevik]

(( I'm trying. I DO NOT HAVE CREATIVITY. Unless it's gore ))

[Caterina Vargas]

(( You guys are so lazy, eh? Leave it up to me and Artie to do all the work. :I ))

Caterina tapped her foot impatiently on the ground. WHERE WERE HER TOMATOES, DANG IT!? They were taking way too long! Ugh.... Finally, she noticed out from the corner of her eyes a large truck filled with tomatoes. But... There was also tomatoes dropping onto the ground. She mentally face-palmed. Those idiots.... She quickly grabbed a pair of binoculars and looked for anyone trailing them. To her annoyance, she saw I LIKE WHALES.. Ugh, that tea sucking jerk had to be following them now of all times?! All she wanted was a freaking TOMATO, for Pete's sake! ...Wait, who is Pete anyways.... She brushed that thought away after a moment. She'd think about that some other time. For now, though, she put the rest of the mafia on high alert. It was time to make their getaway! Taking her already-packed bag, she ran discreetly and quickly out of the mafia hideaway in a secret alleyway that no one other than the mafia knew about. Take that, you crummy police jerks!

Even after the mafia arrived at one of their several hidden hideouts, Caterina was still disappointed. She wanted her tomatoes, dang it.....

[Henrik Bondevik]

Norway sat next to Iceland, drinking coffee.

(( I posted Iggy~~ |D ))

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